louis ck ( on gay marriage ; shameless )

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#onew

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#key

meaning behind “you got no jams”

kom-to:

재미없어 = you’re no fun
재미없어 = jaemi eobseo
재미 = fun
재미 = jaemi
you got no jaemi = you got no fun
jaemi = jam-ee
jaemi = jams
you got no jams

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#lol

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#onew

shine-on-new:

Introducing our professional hat kicker in SHINee, Choi Minho!
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dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

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z-co:

Hello baes! Here’s another treat for my amazing followers. This one is smaller than my last one but it still has some goodies you’ll like I’m sure. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate in contacting me. Have a great day yo! 

Anyways, here you have the rules:

-You can reblog as many times as you want.

-Likes count.

-Anyone can enter the giveaway (don’t follow and unfollow after the giveaway please [das rude])

-There will be 3 winners for this giveaway. Selected with random.org

-Winners will be announced privately because I know how some of you can get and I don’t wanna be responsible of anyone getting harassed

-Shipping internationally.

-Strictly NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS please. I mean this.

-You gotta be at least 16+ or have your parents permission to share your personal info

-Please, follow my “/giveaway” tag for any updates/info about the giveaway or if you have any questions.

-The giveaway ends on September 1st. That’ll give you time to reblog and have your chances increase.^=^

Under the cut you’ll find the details of the items that are given away. It’s quite long so that’s why I put under it.

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cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

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cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

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2minnie:

I couldn’t find your submit box. Well, here you go (◕‿◕✿)

Goes and hide in the corner  |_・)

for tumbr user jinkidubu

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Everytime Onew tweets…

sakuratuanct:

Me: God, he remembers his twitter password!
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